thou ought be wary, the bc fairy

Dear Audy,

It has always been a wish of mine to find out how to contact the cleaning fairies. Mothers the world over seem to know where they live...but they aren't spilling the beans. I was starting to think (horror!) that perhaps there were no cleaning fairies...

But that isn't the case...

My bathroom is feeling particularly spring cleaned today. It certainly got a visit from a cleaning fairy. A crazy cleaning fairy who thought spring cleaning was a great idea! At first.

The bathroom cleaning fairy did visit me, Audy, and this is her story:

'Twas a wintry Spring time day

When the time came for the clean

An urge beyond any reproach

To reveal a sparkly glean

I trembled inside, as I realised

I ought now to be wary

For she would come, that manic one

The bathroom cleaning fairy

She scraped, she scrubbed, she swept and wiped

From down low to up high

No ick, no muck, no mould would dare

Escape her feverish eye

For hours and hours and hours on end

She toiled, her muscles aching

Until, at last, the job was passed

A shiny bathroom for the taking

The fairy began to grumble as

Her cleaning frenzy abated

That helpful, hopeful fairy smile

Quickly disintegrated

She is firm and fair is she

But still a little scary

For it isn't any fun to be

The bathroom cleaning fairy

So now, as well as a clean bathroom, I have this weird, kinda grotesque self portrait...I've never drawn a self portrait before. What do you think? It's entirely odd, I keep expecting to look in the mirror and see that my face has become the me in the sketch....creepy.

Love & Exit Mould,

Caf